I had an “interesting” conversation with a colleague today. The subject of Autism came up and as in the course of the conversation I mentioned that I was on the spectrum and that I have Asperger’s. I present the conversation as best as I can remember it here.
“You realise that I’m Autistic? At least I’m on the spectrum. I have Asperger’s Syndrome”
“You? no you don’t”
“er.. yes I do!”
“No, you don’t you can’t have Asperger’s Syndrome”
“I do. Why do you say I can’t?”
“Because you’re normal. You’re not weird or anything!”
at this point I start laughing.. not because I find what he’s saying funny or even amusing but out of sheer disbelief
“I assure you. I’ve been diagnosed with Asperger’s Syndrome by a number of medical professionals. First my Doctor who sent me to a specialist and secondly by the specialist who said, in no uncertain terms, I was not just slightly on the spectrum.. but SLAP BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SPECTRUM”
what he said next , stunned me into silence.
“Nah! they’re wrong. They don’t know nothing!”
So there you have it folks. I’m obviously NOT on the spectrum because I’m “not Weird enough” and two Doctors/Psychiatrists don’t know diddly-squat when compared to the vast intellect of a software developer.
I walked away at that point. I might have started throwing things otherwise XD
Please.. someone stop the planet. I want to get off.